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Hello?
We're the Kellys.

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I'm the caretaker.

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Hey Dad, look what I found.

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It's a videotape.

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It's said to be a magical portal
to the land of Faerie.

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Pooka escaped from this video
into the real world and

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ate all our treats.
He doesn't mean any harm.

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If we catch the Pooka and make it
watch the video it escaped from.

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Maybe it'll get sucked
back into the video.

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You mean we could send him home?

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You killed the Pooka.

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Did you and Dad know that we're not
actually real people, and we're just

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made up characters that escaped
from an old 80s sitcom?

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I don't belong here.
None of us do.

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Because you're an abomination
against the natural order.

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(Loud noise from the TV)

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Switch the TV!

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She's getting sucked back in!

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Can we go home now?

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(Music, and a gentle breeze)

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(Music continues)

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(The sound of a distant TV)

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Pooka?
Is that you?

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What's going on?

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(Knocking)

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(Kevin's voice is echoing strangely)

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Save me?

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Wake up!
Kevin!

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We're here.

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Pooka!

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(Camera shutter sound)

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(Katie laughs)

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(Birdsong)

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You alright, buddy?

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I had another dream about him.
The Pooka?

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Yeah, he's trapped in the fictional
world and needs me to help him.

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Ah love, that was just a dream.

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I know you feel bad about what
happened, but it wasn't your fault.

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I know, but...
I still think we can save him.

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If we can find a copy of The Pooka
Show this weekend,

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we can use it to
open the portal

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and bring him back to this world.
I'm sure of it.

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Can we please just forget about
that horrible chapter in

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our lives and move on?

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You're supposed to be relaxing,
aren't you?

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What could be more relaxing than
a charming holiday at this

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beautiful old castle?

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We're gonna have a laugh.

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We're gonna have all the laughs.

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(Theme music plays)

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(Theme music ends.
Sound of the car crunching on gravel)

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(Car doors slam shut)

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(Footsteps on gravel)

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(Mum sighs deeply)

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What?

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This isn't a surprise.

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We saw what it looked
like on the website.

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Come on,

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it's Kevin's birthday weekend and
it's the only thing he asked for.

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Are you sure you wouldn't rather
hang out with your friends?

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You could have them over and watch
movies or have a party?

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They're all so busy with
sports and stuff.

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Did I mention my therapist said it'd
do me good to spend the weekend

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with my family?

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Really?

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100%

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You'd prefer to go home,
wouldn't you?

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This place is perfect for my
next thrilling episode

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of 'Monster Hunter and
Make-Up Tutorials'.

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(Footsteps)

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(Spooky music)

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(Radio interference)

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At journey's end, the shadows roam

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Not everyone - (unintelligible)

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(Radio interference noise stops)

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(Spooky music continues)

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(Low growling)

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(Dad clears his throat)

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(The call bell doesn't work)

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Ding ding ding.

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There's a reason I took the
bell out of that thing.

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Oh, sorry about that.

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We're the Kellys.
We're checking in.

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- Two nights?
- That's right.

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What a treat.

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For you or for me?

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Oh, did I say that out loud?

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Forgive me.
Credit card please.

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We're here for the video
collectors fair.

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We're hoping to find an old
kids show from the 80s.

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My son is a big fan.

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Unfortunately, we had to cancel
that due to lack of interest.

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Oh, really?

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Well -

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(The manager laughs)

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(Dad laughs uncomfortably)

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Just a minute.

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Bad news, I'm afraid.

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The video fair's cancelled.

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But we can keep looking online
to find the Pooka tape.

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I'm sure one will show
up eventually.

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Do we still have to stay here?

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Well, the thing is,

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you know, your ma's been taking
a break from work at the

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Mument due to stress.

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I actually think a weekend away
would be good for her.

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What do you reckon?

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- Okay, sure.
- Good lad!

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Although it's a pretty pricey hotel.

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Dad. Let me.

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I've got this.

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Hi.

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Katie Kelly, I'm a popular
influencer and public figure.

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You might recognise me from my
YouTube channel 'Monster Hunter

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and Make-Up Tutorials'?

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So, I would love to feature your
hotel in my show, which has

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over 3,000 followers...

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...in exchange for a couple of free
nights in your fine establishment.

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What do you say?

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Are you okay?

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Would you like to sit down?

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Is there someone I can call?

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Hello.
I am a snooty hotel manager.

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I like making babies cry,

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and my breath smells like toes.

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Oh!

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(Katie breaths hard)

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(Gentle music)

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Hi.

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I was just...

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(Footsteps on gravel)

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(Mum chuckles)

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He's cute!

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You,

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don't speak.

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Will you take that? Thanks.

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I'm sorry they cancelled your thing,

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But we can still celebrate
your birthday this weekend.

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It's fine.

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I wonder if this place is haunted.

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(Katie screams loudly)

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The amount of single-use plastic in
this hotel is absolutely horrifying.

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What's this doing here?

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Oh... I bought that

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in case we could learn more about
where we came from at the video fair.

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I had this hidden in the
top of the wardrobe.

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I wouldn't say hidden.

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I don't want you bringing
this around with us.

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In fact, we should just
get rid of it.

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We can't.

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If we destroy the tape, we can
never return to the TV

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show we escaped from.

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I don't want to return.

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I just want us to forget all about
this and get on with our lives

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like normal people. Okay?

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How can you forget that we're
actually fictional people?

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There's no one else like
us in the whole world.

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From now on, I'm the only one who
is allowed to have this tape.

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And no one goes near it.

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Fine by me!

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(Door slams)

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Do you not think that
was a little bit...

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What?

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I'm being unreasonable.

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Is that what you're trying to say?

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No.

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That's what I was trying not to say.

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You know, the real reason Kevin
didn't want a birthday party is

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because he doesn't have any friends.

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Don't tell him I said this, but

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he feels like he doesn't
belong here.

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Like his real home is a TV
show he escaped from.

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Apart from us, he doesn't
know anyone else fictional.

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He feels alone.

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He never said anything.

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(Gentle music)

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(Menacing music)

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(Camera shutter)

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(Radio interference sounds)

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At journey's end,
the shadow's wrong,

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but every path will take you.

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(Radio interference fades out)

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(Scary music)

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(Kevin jolts)

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(Music fades)

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Hello, everyone.

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Thank you so much for joining on
this journey to the centre of the

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most important destination
of all, yourself.

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You will learn to grow your heart,
to love your most important

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of all goals, our body and
who you really are.

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Ready? Okay.

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Let's start.
First, shake it out.

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To give you a little history, yoga
was invented in the

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fourth century India.

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And it comes from the word "yoke",
which is the Irish word for when

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you can't remember what
the thing is called.

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(Gentle music starts)

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(Mum grunts)

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And now that we finish our warm
up, let us begin the yoga.

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That was the warm up?

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(Door knocks)

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Yes?

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Do you have a ghost?

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Of course we have a ghost.

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Can you tell me about it?

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Sure.

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Yeah. It's not like I have kitchen
inventory to take,

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overdue bills to pay,

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or an office door that keeps locking
for no good reason.

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This hotel used to be the family
residence of the Duke of Fitzcroft.

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But 150 years ago, his son Edwin
went missing in the local woods

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and was never seen again.

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Throughout the years, many visitors
have claimed to see Edwin's restless

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spirit wandering the grounds, trying
in vain to return home.

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It's a famous story.

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They even made a movie about it.

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And we're in the top ten most
haunted hotels in all of Ireland.

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I think I saw him just now
in the gardens. Really?

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I kinda got the feeling he was
trying to tell me something.

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Can I tell you a secret?

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If a spirit from the great beyond
with unfinished business

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may be trying to communicate
with you to help,

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the important thing
to remember is...

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I don't care.

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(Indistinct chatter)

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Here she is.
How was the yoga?

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The yoga instructor said I had the
flexibility of a retired coal miner.

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Ah, well, it's only the
first session.

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You'll loosen up in the afternoon.

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Yeah.

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(She groans)

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(Door slams)

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Oh, Kevin,

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look, I'm sorry for snapping
at you earlier.

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I've been a bit wound up lately.

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Yeah, that's not important.

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I have something to tell you,
and I know what you're

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gonna say, but I saw

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a ghost.

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- Okay.
- Sure.

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Not fair.
I want to see it.

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Wait, you believe me?
Sure.

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After everything that happened
the last time,

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Of course we believe you.

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Oh. Okay.
That's good.

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So I was thinking we could all
go out and look for the

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ghost this afternoon.

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I'm way ahead of you.

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What do you think?
Could be fun.

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Oh,

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we're on holiday.
Can we just do normal holiday stuff?

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Like watch movies or go for walks?

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Okay, love.
You're right.

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Besides, you have to
finish your yoga.

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And yet, this is Kevin's
birthday weekend.

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It's not just about me.

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So I can only see it through
my camera phone.

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Okay.
Phones at the ready.

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Oh. Right

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Why don't me and Katie go check out
the old servant's quarters, and

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you and Mum go down that way.

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That ghost doesn't stand a chance
against the Kellys.

263
00:14:00,839 --> 00:14:01,889
Who's with me?

264
00:14:02,550 --> 00:14:04,638
I'm not doing that.

265
00:14:04,639 --> 00:14:05,689
Cringe.

266
00:14:06,279 --> 00:14:07,329
Alright come on.

267
00:14:07,879 --> 00:14:09,599
It's good.
It's a motivator.

268
00:14:09,600 --> 00:14:12,638
Do you think something's
up with Dad?

269
00:14:12,639 --> 00:14:14,278
He seems weirdly happy all the time.

270
00:14:14,279 --> 00:14:17,469
It's been a year since he started
getting help for his problems.

271
00:14:17,480 --> 00:14:19,519
Maybe it's just working.

272
00:14:19,599 --> 00:14:20,919
Yeah, I guess you're right.

273
00:14:21,319 --> 00:14:24,199
I mean, he hasn't had a panic attack
in ages, so it must be

274
00:14:24,279 --> 00:14:25,329
doing some good.

275
00:14:25,919 --> 00:14:27,639
Okay.
Start filming me.

276
00:14:32,199 --> 00:14:36,559
Katie Kelly, your intrepid monster
hunter in the basement of Fitzcroft

277
00:14:36,639 --> 00:14:41,360
Castle, on the trail of a terrifying
and malevolent apparition.

278
00:14:42,160 --> 00:14:44,160
What's malevolent mean?

279
00:14:44,239 --> 00:14:46,800
Like...evil or not nice or something

280
00:14:46,801 --> 00:14:48,278
I don't think the ghost is evil.

281
00:14:48,279 --> 00:14:49,909
It doesn't matter.
Keep filming.

282
00:14:51,319 --> 00:14:52,369
(Flickering sound)

283
00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:54,440
Can you see that on the phone?

284
00:14:56,360 --> 00:14:57,920
(Flickering sound continues)

285
00:15:08,440 --> 00:15:10,440
Do you even believe in ghosts?

286
00:15:10,519 --> 00:15:11,879
No!

287
00:15:11,959 --> 00:15:13,519
Do you?
No.

288
00:15:14,959 --> 00:15:17,120
But Kevin said he saw something.

289
00:15:17,199 --> 00:15:19,440
That's it.
We're doing it for Kevin.

290
00:15:19,519 --> 00:15:20,569
Yeah.

291
00:15:23,400 --> 00:15:24,680
Look at these guys.

292
00:15:26,720 --> 00:15:29,599
I didn't know Kevin was struggling
to make friends.

293
00:15:30,440 --> 00:15:31,490
Yeah,

294
00:15:32,440 --> 00:15:35,319
we've all just been getting
along so well lately.

295
00:15:36,879 --> 00:15:37,929
(Scary noise)

296
00:15:39,440 --> 00:15:40,490
What was that?

297
00:15:41,639 --> 00:15:44,080
Do you think it was the ghost?
Shh!

298
00:15:44,160 --> 00:15:46,400
You don't want to make him angry.

299
00:15:46,480 --> 00:15:47,530
(She laughs)

300
00:15:48,040 --> 00:15:49,559
(Scary music)

301
00:15:55,120 --> 00:15:56,879
I don't mind telling you guys,

302
00:15:56,959 --> 00:15:58,879
but I'm really scared right now.

303
00:16:02,279 --> 00:16:06,080
The temperature has dropped two
degrees, a definite sign of

304
00:16:06,160 --> 00:16:07,360
supernatural activity.

305
00:16:08,480 --> 00:16:10,760
- What?
- You're talking rubbish.

306
00:16:11,760 --> 00:16:13,519
You don't understand.

307
00:16:13,520 --> 00:16:16,278
You have to hook your audience
with an intriguing storyline,

308
00:16:16,279 --> 00:16:18,800
and then, when you have them
in your grasp

309
00:16:18,879 --> 00:16:21,409
you spring the trap and
hit them with a big fright!

310
00:16:22,279 --> 00:16:24,360
(Radio interference starts again)

311
00:16:26,440 --> 00:16:27,490
That's it.

312
00:16:27,519 --> 00:16:30,839
That's the sound I heard
before I saw the ghost.

313
00:16:30,919 --> 00:16:31,969
What is that?

314
00:16:32,400 --> 00:16:33,450
(Muffled voice)

315
00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:37,279
(Loud Crash)

316
00:16:39,319 --> 00:16:40,369
Oh!

317
00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:41,450
Oh my God!

318
00:16:42,319 --> 00:16:44,559
I think I just peed my pants.

319
00:16:45,720 --> 00:16:46,770
Just an expression.

320
00:16:47,519 --> 00:16:49,440
I didn't really pee my pants.

321
00:16:50,559 --> 00:16:52,680
(Clanking)

322
00:16:54,199 --> 00:16:55,279
Smooth!

323
00:16:57,400 --> 00:16:58,480
(Exasperated groan)

324
00:16:58,559 --> 00:16:59,959
Where are you going?

325
00:17:00,040 --> 00:17:01,090
Fine.

326
00:17:02,040 --> 00:17:05,879
But if I get footage of the ghost,
I own the copyright.

327
00:17:07,919 --> 00:17:11,000
(Eerie music)

328
00:17:22,959 --> 00:17:24,279
(Low thud)

329
00:17:29,080 --> 00:17:30,480
(Another low thud)

330
00:17:33,760 --> 00:17:34,810
(Kevin gasps)

331
00:17:40,400 --> 00:17:42,160
(Thudding speeds up)

332
00:17:46,599 --> 00:17:48,639
(Music builds to a crescendo)

333
00:17:48,720 --> 00:17:49,860
(Kevin gasps sharply)

334
00:17:53,480 --> 00:17:55,239
You can't do that.
What? Tom!

335
00:17:55,319 --> 00:17:56,839
Can't go sideways with a pawn.

336
00:17:56,919 --> 00:17:57,969
Gotcha.

337
00:17:58,199 --> 00:17:59,249
(Door slams)

338
00:17:59,800 --> 00:18:02,080
Where were you?
What?

339
00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:03,159
I needed a break.

340
00:18:03,160 --> 00:18:06,559
I could have been killed or slimed
or whatever it is ghosts do to you.

341
00:18:06,639 --> 00:18:08,360
How could you be so malevolent?

342
00:18:08,440 --> 00:18:10,360
You saw it again?
- Yeah.

343
00:18:10,361 --> 00:18:12,039
And if you weren't off flirting
with some boy

344
00:18:12,040 --> 00:18:13,119
you would've seen it too.

345
00:18:13,120 --> 00:18:15,319
Boy? What boy?
- Forget about it.

346
00:18:15,400 --> 00:18:17,720
Anyways, I saw the ghost and...

347
00:18:18,279 --> 00:18:21,480
it was me!
Like it looked exactly like me.

348
00:18:22,120 --> 00:18:23,400
How is that possible?

349
00:18:24,120 --> 00:18:27,000
Oh, that must be a fetch.
What's a fetch?

350
00:18:27,639 --> 00:18:32,040
In Irish folklore, a fetch is a
spirit that looks exactly like you.

351
00:18:32,120 --> 00:18:35,919
If you see one, it's
a warning that you'll...

352
00:18:39,760 --> 00:18:41,400
...meet your fate?

353
00:18:41,919 --> 00:18:43,480
Meet my fate?

354
00:18:43,559 --> 00:18:45,040
Like that, you'll, eh,

355
00:18:45,839 --> 00:18:47,680
cease... to...

356
00:18:47,681 --> 00:18:48,759
Cease to what?

357
00:18:48,760 --> 00:18:51,159
- What are you talking about?
- It means, you'll die soon.

358
00:18:51,160 --> 00:18:52,440
- What?
- Katie!

359
00:18:53,559 --> 00:18:55,480
Why would you say that?

360
00:18:55,559 --> 00:18:57,040
What? I didn't make it up.

361
00:18:57,120 --> 00:19:00,040
Am I gonna die soon?
No, of course not.

362
00:19:00,760 --> 00:19:01,900
Is he going to die soon?

363
00:19:01,959 --> 00:19:03,599
No!
No.

364
00:19:03,680 --> 00:19:05,720
Relax.
You're not gonna die.

365
00:19:05,800 --> 00:19:07,720
Your sister, on the other hand...

366
00:19:08,440 --> 00:19:11,360
(Creepy music)

367
00:19:20,480 --> 00:19:24,040
(Creepy music continues)

368
00:19:28,800 --> 00:19:30,120
(Nervous breathing)

369
00:19:31,760 --> 00:19:35,319
I once tried to do a hip hop dance
to impress Becky O'Connell, but

370
00:19:35,400 --> 00:19:37,599
when I lifted my leg, I farted

371
00:19:38,160 --> 00:19:40,639
and everyone laughed, and
it was really bad.

372
00:19:42,760 --> 00:19:43,810
Excuse me?

373
00:19:43,811 --> 00:19:48,238
Well, it's just you've said two
embarrassing things, so I thought if

374
00:19:48,239 --> 00:19:52,080
I said something embarrassing, it
might make you feel a little better.

375
00:19:52,919 --> 00:19:54,599
Never mind.
I'm Katie.

376
00:19:55,639 --> 00:19:57,160
I know who you are.

377
00:19:57,239 --> 00:19:59,000
Oh, of course.

378
00:19:59,001 --> 00:20:00,918
You probably know all the
guests who are staying.

379
00:20:00,919 --> 00:20:03,000
No, I follow you on YouTube.

380
00:20:03,080 --> 00:20:06,160
You're 'Monster Hunter and
Make-Up Tutorials', right?

381
00:20:08,839 --> 00:20:11,720
Do you mind if I take a...?

382
00:20:11,800 --> 00:20:13,040
No.

383
00:20:13,120 --> 00:20:14,480
No?
No...

384
00:20:14,559 --> 00:20:17,040
No!
Always happy to meet a fan.

385
00:20:17,120 --> 00:20:18,400
Good, okay.

386
00:20:18,959 --> 00:20:20,009
Okay.

387
00:20:21,519 --> 00:20:22,569
(Camera shutter)

388
00:20:23,800 --> 00:20:25,839
(Laughs nervously)
Totally rad.

389
00:20:27,040 --> 00:20:28,090
What?

390
00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:30,760
Nothing. Sorry.

391
00:20:30,839 --> 00:20:34,000
Uh, just a stupid thing I say.
Don't mind me.

392
00:20:34,001 --> 00:20:37,079
So, what are you doing down
here on your own?

393
00:20:37,080 --> 00:20:38,639
Oh, don't ask.

394
00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:42,199
Actually, maybe you can help me.

395
00:20:42,279 --> 00:20:45,800
What can you tell me about the
ghost haunting the hotel?

396
00:20:46,839 --> 00:20:48,760
What are you wanting to know?

397
00:20:49,199 --> 00:20:50,249
(Sea sounds)

398
00:20:50,319 --> 00:20:53,160
Cheer up. It's not gonna happen.

399
00:20:53,239 --> 00:20:54,289
How do you know?

400
00:20:55,279 --> 00:20:57,160
Dads know these things.

401
00:20:57,239 --> 00:20:59,400
Then why did it look like me?

402
00:20:59,480 --> 00:21:00,800
There must be some reason.

403
00:21:00,879 --> 00:21:02,760
I'm not gonna go to sleep tonight.

404
00:21:02,839 --> 00:21:04,639
What if the ghost gets me?

405
00:21:04,720 --> 00:21:05,959
Forget about the ghost.

406
00:21:06,559 --> 00:21:09,680
Even if it is real, it's
not gonna get you.

407
00:21:09,760 --> 00:21:11,599
It'll be busy doing ghost things.

408
00:21:12,160 --> 00:21:13,210
Like what?

409
00:21:13,839 --> 00:21:14,889
Drinking spirits.

410
00:21:16,040 --> 00:21:17,239
Huh? You know...

411
00:21:17,319 --> 00:21:18,480
spirits?!

412
00:21:18,559 --> 00:21:21,080
Ah that's worth a smile, at least.

413
00:21:21,160 --> 00:21:23,279
Or maybe it's a healthy ghost,

414
00:21:23,360 --> 00:21:24,919
and it likes exorcising!

415
00:21:27,760 --> 00:21:29,800
Come on.
Exorcising!!

416
00:21:32,279 --> 00:21:33,329
So,

417
00:21:34,279 --> 00:21:35,559
what's the surprise?

418
00:21:35,639 --> 00:21:37,720
Kevin, I'm sorry I left you alone.

419
00:21:37,800 --> 00:21:41,760
But to make up for it, for this
week's movie night, I found out that

420
00:21:41,839 --> 00:21:46,559
they made a movie in the 80s about
the ghost in this very hotel!

421
00:21:46,639 --> 00:21:51,599
Sit back and enjoy the imaginatively
titled 'Ghost Boy'.

422
00:21:51,680 --> 00:21:53,319
Oooh, Ghost boy!

423
00:21:53,680 --> 00:21:54,730
Woooooh!

424
00:21:55,360 --> 00:21:57,639
(Film music starts)

425
00:21:58,959 --> 00:22:00,239
(Mum laughs)

426
00:22:00,599 --> 00:22:01,649
That's where we are!

427
00:22:01,680 --> 00:22:02,730
(Dad chuckles)

428
00:22:03,400 --> 00:22:05,839
(Indistinct chatter)

429
00:22:06,680 --> 00:22:07,940
That was us this morning!

430
00:22:08,519 --> 00:22:09,669
(Mum chuckles)
Yeah!

431
00:22:09,720 --> 00:22:11,000
That's where we are.

432
00:22:12,519 --> 00:22:14,720
(Background chatter)

433
00:22:15,639 --> 00:22:17,800
(Film music continues)

434
00:22:18,360 --> 00:22:19,750
There's the bear!
Ah yeah!

435
00:22:19,800 --> 00:22:20,850
Aghrr! (Laughs)

436
00:22:21,559 --> 00:22:22,639
Stop I'm only messing.

437
00:22:23,800 --> 00:22:25,239
(The call button dings)

438
00:22:34,519 --> 00:22:37,160
(The woman screams;
the family jump)

439
00:22:41,720 --> 00:22:43,080
At journey's end.

440
00:22:43,160 --> 00:22:44,839
The shadows roam.

441
00:22:44,919 --> 00:22:47,720
But every path will take you home.

442
00:22:48,680 --> 00:22:49,919
Holy cabbage!

443
00:22:51,160 --> 00:22:53,239
But, that's... you!

444
00:22:53,919 --> 00:22:55,080
I don't understand.

445
00:22:55,160 --> 00:22:56,279
I don't believe it!

446
00:22:56,280 --> 00:22:59,799
The actor who plays that ghost boy
is the same actor who plays

447
00:22:59,800 --> 00:23:01,400
Kevin in the Kelly sitcom.

448
00:23:06,400 --> 00:23:08,319
Do you know what this means?

449
00:23:10,120 --> 00:23:12,800
The boy I saw isn't
actually a ghost -

450
00:23:12,879 --> 00:23:15,480
He's another person who
escaped from the TV.

451
00:23:15,720 --> 00:23:17,839
(Intense music)

452
00:23:18,919 --> 00:23:20,000
Just like me!

453
00:23:20,720 --> 00:23:22,599
(Music fades out)

454
00:23:22,680 --> 00:23:26,400
(End theme music plays)

455
00:23:26,450 --> 00:23:31,000
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